jenlee

heckacute:

Go out of your way to leave a lasting impression. Invite her over for dinner and play your Insane Clown Posse CD so loudly that conversation is virtually impossible. Never break eye contact. Boil an entire bird. Burn yourself really badly and pay close attention to how she reacts. Poison your own food. 

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— 13 hours ago with 288 notes

bigmouthsparesagain:

Jolene played at 33 rpm

I’ve listened to this like, 40 some times today.  It’s incredible.

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— 13 hours ago with 146 notes

colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

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— 13 hours ago with 25729 notes
I really

Dislike my a lot of my friends a lot of the time because of their selfish impulses and delusions.

Scratch that.

I dislike a lot of people in general.

— 20 hours ago with 5 notes
#2 cool 4 u  #plz chill 
kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

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