Taking melatonin was a really good idea until I remembered that it doesn’t help me stay asleep.
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shendeyinjing: msjewbooty: GRANDPAS WILL BE COMPETING IN THE FOLLOWING AREAS STRENGTH AGILITY ENDURANCE PHYSIQUE My grandpa is dead.
Got elbowed in the boob tonight by a very strong lesbian at work.
I’m becoming increasingly nervous about getting old because my mom has been on the phone pretty much screaming because she can’t hear herself too well for the last hour. She’s only 47.
keelayjams: A bowl of salad in the seat of a wheelchair rolling down the street unassisted