May 2013
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Taking melatonin was a really good idea until I remembered that it doesn’t help me stay asleep.
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My grandpa is dead.
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everybody hurts
Got elbowed in the boob tonight by a very strong lesbian at work.
April 2013
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GUD MORNIN
I’m becoming increasingly nervous about getting old because my mom has been on the phone pretty much screaming because she can’t hear herself too well for the last hour. She’s only 47.
keelayjams:
A bowl of salad in the seat of a wheelchair rolling down the street unassisted
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